The Raiders make the playoffs if:
Raiders win, Steelers lose, Titans lose, Colts win, Lakers lose, US hockey team ties USSR, Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, and Bernie is president.
I’m watching this week from Colorado. Last time I watched football there the Saints were robbed and the Pats were handed another super bowl and my mom was buried, so here’s hoping this one goes better.

Survivor: TEN
Locks: GB, NO, KC, NE, DEN, LAR, BAL, TEN
Underdogs: MIN, CIN, NYJ, BAL
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!