
PRE-SUPER BOWL RANKINGS 2023-24

NFL writing and predictions for people who hate the NFL


| Locks: 0-0 (70-22) Underdogs: 0-1 (32-33) Title Belt: KC defended from BAL (2 week reign) Scorigami: None Needles: 0-0-0 (9-31-16) [Thread-cover-upset] Barbie Dream House: SF, KC Mojo Dojo Casa House: CAR, NE, NYJ, TEN, ARI, WSH, LAC, NYG, LVR, CIN, DEN, CHI, IND, JAX, SEA, NO, MIN, ATL, CLE, MIA, DAL, LAR, PIT, PHI, HOU, GB, TB, BUF, BAL, DET Coach Graveyard: Josh McDaniels, Frank Reich, Brandon Staley, Ron Rivera, Bill Belichick, Mike Vrabel, Arthur Smith, Pete Carroll Coach Nursery: Dave Canales, Jerrod Mayo, Jim Harbaugh, Brian Callahan, Raheem Morris, Antonio Pierce |

Locks: NONE
Underdogs: DET
Needles: NONE
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose


Locks: 1-0 (70-22)
Underdogs: 0-0 (32-32)
Title Belt: KC won from BUF (1 week reign)
Scorigami: None
Needles: 1-2-0 (9-31-16) [Thread-cover-upset]
Barbie Dream House: SF, BAL, DET, KC
Mojo Dojo Casa House: CAR, NE, NYJ, TEN, ARI, WSH, LAC, NYG, LVR, CIN, DEN, CHI, IND, JAX, SEA, NO, MIN, ATL, CLE, MIA, DAL, LAR, PIT, PHI, HOU, GB, TB, BUF
Coach Graveyard: Josh McDaniels, Frank Reich, Brandon Staley, Ron Rivera, Bill Belichick, Mike Vrabel, Arthur Smith, Pete Carroll

Locks: BAL
Underdogs: NONE
Needles: BAL/HOU, SF/GB, DET/TB
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose


Locks: 1-0 (69-22)
Underdogs: 2-1 (32-32)
Title Belt: BUF won from PIT (1 week reign)
Scorigami: None
Needles: 0-1-0 (8-29-16) [Thread-cover-upset]
Barbie Dream House: SF, BAL, DET, KC, HOU, BUF, TB, GB
Mojo Dojo Casa House: CAR, NE, NYJ, TEN, ARI, WSH, LAC, NYG, LVR, CIN, DEN, CHI, IND, JAX, SEA, NO, MIN, ATL, CLE, MIA, DAL, LAR, PIT, PHI
Coach Graveyard: Josh McDaniels, Frank Reich, Brandon Staley, Ron Rivera, Bill Belichick, Mike Vrabel, Arthur Smith, Pete Carroll

Locks: NONE
Underdogs: HOU, LAR, TB
Needles: KC/MIA, BUF/PIT
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose
