It is not okay to start christmas on November 1. It’s just not. At this rate my christmas fatigue is going to set in before Thanksgiving and I just cannot handle it. I am really, really trying this year to not get too negative about it, which is pretty damn hard when on top of hating the “holiday season” it is also marking the one year anniversary of my mom going into hospice care. But she loved so much about the “holidays” and so does my beloved partner so please, please can you stop playing the stupid music and airing the stupid commercials and complaining about the stupid difference between “happy ‘holidays'” and “merry christmas” and streaming the stupid movies and for the love of god stop with the commercials, at least until like the Monday before Thanksgiving? It is for the good of all of us. The holiday season should mean lots of eggnog and snow, a few new flavors of Starbucks coffee served in derpy red cups with decorations that are supposed to be generic even though they still only really apply to Christmas, inviting a few friends over to read Hershel and the Hanukkah Goblins on the last night of Hanukkah, and then we all just start wishing daylight savings would end.
I spent all morning adjusting my picks because of injury news and whatnot, so, you’re welcome to my 0 readers for putting in the effort.
Survivor: NO
Locks: NO, BUF, NYG, BAL, IND
Underdogs: OAK, BUF, SEA, CAR
Dead Eyes, Eat Hearts, Can’t Lose!
Dangersquirrel vs the NFL 