Game by game breakdown here
Kansas City Chiefs (4-0)
Preseason prediction: 12-4 #3
Q1 Prediction: 12-4 #2
Something to change:
Just fucking cut Tyreek Hill, this should not be difficult.
Something to keep the same:
Maybe as soon as his shoulder heals you could arrange a “tragic and ironic accident” that re-injures it.
Los Angeles Chargers (2-2)
Preseason prediction: 10-6
Q1 Prediction: 8-8
Something to change:
Injuries. Also, labor violations. Pay Melvin Gordon you cowards!
Something to keep the same:
Dude, Philip Rivers is having himself a season.
Oakland Raiders (2-2)
Preseason prediction: 7-9
Q1 Prediction: 5-11
Something to change:
Could you cut Antonio Brown every week?
Something to keep the same:
Or maybe play teams that have half their roster sidelined every week?
Denver Broncos (0-4)
Preseason prediction: 8-8
Q1 Prediction: 4-12
Something to change:
WIN SOME GODDAMN GAMES!!!!!!!!
Something to keep the same:
Oh my god it should not be that hard. Our offense is doing great! Flacco is for real! Emmanuel Sanders is all the way back and Courtland Sutton is making a leap! Philip Lindsey and Royce Freeman are a top-shelf duo! Mike Munchak has the o-line on an upward trajectory! We finally started getting sacks! Chris Harris is still amazing! But no! We have to keep inventing gut-wrenching ways to get called for roughing the passer when we didn’t rough the passer.
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