Game by game breakdown here
Houston Texans (2-2)
Preseason prediction: 6-10
Q1 Prediction: 9-7 #4
Something to change:
Something about the offense is just… Off… It’s not necessarily just pass blocking? It’s ineffable.
Something to keep the same:
But like, everything about the offense seems like it SHOULD be working!
Jacksonville Jaguars (2-2)
Preseason prediction: 7-9 #4
Q1 Prediction: 9-7 #6
Something to change:
Whatever they did to Jalen Ramsey they should probably fix.
Something to keep the same:
Gardner. Mothafuckin. Minshew. Please never reveal to me that he’s a child molester or a trump voter or a patriots fan. I’d rather live in blissful ignorance.
Indianapolis Colts (2-2)
Preseason prediction: 5-11
Q1 Prediction: 8-8
Something to change:
Don’t get injured so much.
Something to keep the same:
Committing to Jake Brisket. Especially the part where their o-line is stupid good.
Tennessee Titans (2-2)
Preseason prediction: 6-10
Q1 Prediction: 5-11
Something to change:
Those weeks where they look like the Dolphins.
Something to keep the same:
Those weeks where they look like the Patriots.
Dangersquirrel vs the NFL 