Locks: 6-1 (66-13)
Survivor: 13-3 (SF, DEN, CAR, TB, DAL, IND, NE, CIN, BAL, LAR, CLE, BUF, MIA, TEN, ARI, PHI)
Underdogs: 3-1 (30-35)
Title Belt: KC defended from PIT (8 week reign)
Needles: 2-3-2 (14-25-12) [Thread-cover-dog win]
Playoffs!?!?: GB, DAL, KC, LAR, TB, ARI
Fallen Tributes: HOU, JAX, NYJ, DET, CHI, NYG, SEA, CAR
Coach Graveyard: Jon Gruden, Urban Meyer
We’re all just… Ready for this to be over, right?
- Titans over 49ers
Mike Vrabel is a hell of a coach. - Packers over Browns
I honestly don’t want to go back to the Browns being a joke. That would be really fucking sad. - Colts over Cardinals
The Colts have an insane amount of momentum, except now Carson Wentz has COVID and they’ll probably have to start Max Ehrlinger. - Bills over Patriots
HELL YEAH go little rockstar - Buccaneers over Panthers
Eew - Texans upset Chargers
That’s so fucking Chargers - Eagles over Giants
If the Eagles make the playoffs I’m picking them for an upset in the first round. - Jets over Jags
Battle of #1 vs #2 picks, and it did not go to the former. - Falcons over Lions
Kyle Pitts that’s it that’s the tweet - Rams over Vikings
These teams have had some classics in the last few years but this was not one. - Bengals overkill Ravens
Joe Burrow! - *Sigh* Bears over Seahawks
It was snowing I thought that would be a good luck thing. - Raiders all but eliminate Broncos
The Broncos offense is like when a squid runs itself aground in Minecraft and then flops for a second before dying immediately. - Chiefs over Steelers
Terrible all around. - Dallas pummels the ever-loving shit out of Washington
Not often that a Cowboys blowout makes me happy, but this was hilarious. - Dolphins over sham Saints
Changed my pick when it became official that Ian Book would start. His name is Book. Like, for nerds.
Dangersquirrel vs the NFL 