Underdogs: 1-3 (29-32)
Locks: 5-2 (69-21)
Survivor: 13-3 LVR, TB, IND, DEN, DAL, NE, KC, PHI, HOU, GB, MIA, NO, MIN, TEN, PIT, BAL
Brady/Bellichick Breakup Scorekeeper: Tom played a whole game in one half and Bill got trounced on primetime to get swept by a division opponent for the first time since his first season in New England. I think I have to make this a point and a half for Tom. (Bill: 5 Tom: 7.5)
Title Belt: ARI lost to SF (1 week reign)
Needles: 1-1-1 (13-23-15) [Threaded-fave covered-dog won]
Avengers:
Saints, Chiefs, Packers, Steelers, Bills, Seahawks, Buccaneers
Justice League:
Jets, Jaguars, Bengals, Chargers, Texans, Broncos, Panthers, Falcons, Patriots, 49ers, Lions, Raiders, Eagles, Vikings
- Saints sort-of revenge over Vikings
It doesn’t make up for two walk-off playoff upsets, but it’s sure cathartic to give Alvin Kamara 6 rush TDs in a win. Then again if some of those could have been Drew Brees passes he might have made up some ground on Brady. - 49ers over Cardinals
CJ Beathard is an improvement over Nick Mullens, at least for one week. Good for Shanahan. - Fitzmagic LIVES!!! over the Fuckin Raiders
If you haven’t seen Fitz throw an absolute DOT to the sideline down 2 points with less than 15 seconds left, while the Vegas defense is actively ripping his head off by his facemask, to get in position for the game-winning kick, go look it up, it’s beautiful. - Da Bearss over T-Law’s Duvaaaaaals
I heard the Red Zone guy say the words “Mike Glennon Revenge Game” so the concept of a Revenge Game is officially dead. - Bengals over Texans
Brandon Allen and Ryan Lindley have won back to back games for the Bengals, while Deshaun Watson has lost like a million straight. - Jets over Browns
Oh Cleveland, no, why. Oh, it’s because their WRs got Hinton’d (that’s what we’re calling it when an entire position group gets wiped out by a potential exposure to COVID). - Steelers over Colts
See, teams like the Steelers can turn on a dime, and after 4.5 games of sucking ass they just suddenly blow up. You hate to see it. - Chiefs over Falcons
Wide. Goddamn. Right. Fuck. - Ravens over Giants
If the Ravens could go on a postseason run that would be just fantastic. - Panthers over WFT
Dwayne Haskins is a goner. Can’t really blame Rivera, as much s I might want to. But now Washington probably will be leaning on Tyler Heininkeiiieknekeeinenke to win the division in primetime. - Chargers over Broncos
Uuuuuugh we suck. - Seahawks over Rams
Seattle with a defense and Jared Goff with no thumb is an easy one to figure out. - Cowboys over Eagles
I should have known the Eagles secondary would not be able to do anything against the Cowboys receivers. - Packers over Titans
I switched my pick as soon as I heard it was snowing in Green Bay. AJ Dillon pulled a Derrick Henry and I honestly do think the Packers will win the NFC and probably the Super Bowl? Fingers crossed. - Bills over Patriots
HHAAAAAAAH!
Dangersquirrel vs the NFL 