Underdogs: 3-3 (28-28)
Locks: 5-1 (57-17)
Survivor: 12-2 LVR, TB, IND, DEN, DAL, NE, KC, PHI, HOU, GB, MIA, NO, MIN, TEN
Brady/Bellichick Breakup Scorekeeper: Brady wasn’t exactly impressive in the Buccaneers’ win, but autopilot is way better than getting all but eliminated by the team you shut down in the Super Bowl just two years ago. Point Tom. (Bill: 5 Tom: 5)
Title Belt: PHI won from NO (1 week reign)
Needles: 1-2-0 (12-21-12) [Threaded-fave covered-dog won]
Matt Millen/Sashi Brown Award Finalist: NYJ (0-13)
Avengers:
Saints, Chiefs, Packers, Steelers
Justice League:
Jets, Jaguars, Bengals, Chargers, Texans
- Rams get revenge over Patriots
Well, it wasn’t the Super Bowl, but the Rams did get to put their stamp on the death of the Patriots Dynasty. LA’s defense and running game are heating up at the right time to carry Jared Goff further than his talent. Meanwhile the Pats will win fewer than 10 games for the first time since I was a wee lad. - Bears over Texans
Poor, poor Deshaun Watson. - Andy Dalton gets revenge over Bengals
If I was on the Bengals I would not be trying all that hard right now. Neither would the people who actually play for the Bengals. - Chiefs over Dolphins
Oooh yeah, pick off Pat Mahomes again, mmmmmm. - Cardinals over Giants
Another week, another ground shift in the NFC East. Maybe Kyler is healed. Maybe Daniel Jones isn’t. - Buccaneers over | |_______________| | —> Vikings
Vikings kicking squad left like 10 points on the field. Because this team can’t have nice things. - Broncos over Panthers
I’m certainly not gonna overreact to a shaky win over a bad team, but that sure was nice to see. Happy birthday to me. - Titans over Jaguars
The Jags turn over QBs at a near Brownsian rate, I swear to god. Is this an overcorrection from the time they gave Blake Bortles 4 more years than he deserved? - Packers over Lions for the 5th time in a row
Not gonna lie I kinda love that the Packers only let the rest of the NFC North feel any sort of hope for like 1.5 seasons. - Colts over Raiders
Lol Raiders late-season collapse again take a shot. - Seahawks over Jets big time
Such an old-fashioned ass-whooping that Geno Smith got snaps against the team that drafted him. If only beating the pulp out of the Jets meant anything. - Eagles over… Saints? No that can’t be right. It is? Fuck.
FUCK. So much for the Taysom Hill era. This throws EVERYTHING into chaos. - Chargers over Falcons
But like… Is it really over yet? There’s gotta still be time! - Washingtons over 49ers
Washington is gonna make it to 7-9 just to spite me. - Bills over the Fucking Steelers
Hahahahaha FUCK the Steelers. - Ravens over Browns
It’s gotta hurt for the Browns to lose this game, but it’s probably the first time I’ve ever seen these teams play it close because the Browns were good, not because of some fluke like a Ravens injury.
Dangersquirrel vs the NFL 