Underdogs: 2-2 (21-24)
Locks: 2-2 (42-14)
Survivor: 9-2 LVR, TB, IND, DEN, DAL, NE, KC, PHI, HOU, GB, MIA
Brady/Bellichick Breakup Scorekeeper: Bill managed to lose to a team that’s only beaten the Jaguars this season, and Tom threw the decisive interception in a loss to a conference rival, so no points awarded this week, losers! (Bill: 3 Tom: 4)
Title Belt: NO defended from ATL (3 week reign)
Needles: 1-2-1 (8-15-10) [Threaded-fave covered-dog won]
Don Shula Award Finalist: PIT (10-0)
Matt Millen/Sashi Brown Award Finalist: NYJ (0-10)
The Graveyard:
Jets
- Seahawks over Cardinals
It’s fun being a Seahawks fan because every game is a roller coaster ride. - Leg Crushers over Bengals
The lord giveth Alex Smith and the lord taketh away Joe Burrow. - Saints But Taysomier over Falcons
All this and yet Sean Payton won’t get any consideration for coach of the year. - Steelers over Jaguars
I have no idea what happened in this game, and that is true freedom. - Texans over Patriots
I wonder how long it will take for the Pats winning to get old. Probably at least a decade. - Browns over Eagles
Do we really have to keep having games in Cleveland? They’re all miserable. - Panthers shut out Lions
I am super aware that Kenny Golladay didn’t suit up, because I didn’t have time to take him out of my lineup, but even so it is hilariously unacceptable to have been shut out in this game. Props to PJ Walker who is now a combined 7-0 in the AAFL and NFL. - Titans over Ravens in OT
Have you noticed how there aren’t fewer or less sever cases of COVID in the NFL than there were when they were moving games around for them, they just are announcing cases at different times and somehow declaring everyone safe within 5 days? Yeah, the NFL didn’t get COVID under control, it bet on everyone (owners, coaches, players, spectators, fans, sponsors, everyone) being too tired and sad to do anything about their decision to stop pretending to care. - Broncos over both Tua and Fitzmagic!!
It means nothing but it’s nice to see! Or at least sort of see, because they never fucking air Broncos games here and my streaming site is total shit. I gotta get back to Colorado ASAP. Come on, vaccine distribution! - Colts over Packers in OT
Aaron Rodgers loves to throw absurd, impossible passes in games that he goes on to lose. - Chargers over Team That Doesn’t Get a Name
If it wasn’t happening here it’s not happening ever. The Jets are going 0-16. - Cowboys over Vikings are you fricking kidding me??
Honest question: Who’s the best quarterback in the NFC East? Probably Daniel Jones, right? But just barely ahead of a three-way tie between Carson Wentz, Alex Smith, and Andy Dalton. God I love this division. - Chiefs over Raiders
Almost. Horseshoes and hand grenades. - Rams over Buccos
Hahahahahhahahahahahaahahahah Tom Brady sucks!
Dangersquirrel vs the NFL 