
Underdogs: 2-4 (19-22)
Locks: 2-1 (40-12)
Survivor: 9-1 LVR, TB, IND, DEN, DAL, NE, KC, PHI, HOU, GB
Brady/Bellichick Breakup Scorekeeper: Sure, the Bucs got their groove back and Tom looked fine, but Belichick took out a bitter rival using a slapdash roster in miserable weather in primetime, so he gets a slight nod of half a point here. (Bill: 3 Tom: 4)
Title Belt: NO defended from SF (2 week reign)
Needles: 0-3-0 (7-13-9) [Threaded-fave covered-dog won]
Don Shula Award Finalist: PIT (9-0)
Matt Millen/Sashi Brown Award Finalist: NYJ (0-9)
- Colts over Titans
The wind is leaving the Titans’ sails at an alarming pace. Why are the worst divisions always the NFC East and the AFC South? - Packers over Jaguars but still…
The Packers won eventually but we are all highly disturbed by the way they struggled with the Jags defense and special teams. Remember when I said “Remember when people called the 2019 Packers a ‘soft 13-3’?”… - Bucs over Panthers
First half was kinda fun. Second half sucked. With Brees injured (spoilers) and the TD record tied, Brady had better have a shitty couple of weeks going forward. - Giants over Eagles
MAXIMUM
CHAOS - Weather over Browns over Texans
I forgive Nick Chubb but only because I won my fantasy matchup anyway. - Lions over Mangled Stump of Alex Smith’s Leg
A Loser Bowl is always decided by Matt Prater. - Deandre Hopkins over Three Bills Defenders
I could watch the Hail Murray over and over again. - Dolphins over Chargers
Starting to fully grasp that the Dolphins are going to the playoffs. Turns out Brian Flores was the brains of the operation all along. - Steelers over Bengals
Good day to have Tee Higgins and Chase Claypool, I’ll tell you that much. - Raiders over… *Sigh*… Broncos
We find ourselves once more at the point of realizing that between our head coach, OC, and QB, at least 2 of them are not working out. - Saints over Niners
But at what cost? I cannot watch James Winston. I just can’t. - Rams over Seahawks
Don’t wanna talk about it. - Empire Strikes Back
Really? When the Pats are actually contenders the Ravens always make it a game but when they’re operating as a skeleton crew they just roll over? - Vikings over Bears
I really am not a fan of the Bears’ orange kits.