Underdogs: 2-1 (14-18)
Locks: 4-3 (33-11)
Survivor: 7-1 LVR, TB, IND, DEN, DAL, NE, KC, PHI
Brady/Bellichick Breakup Scorekeeper: Bill had the Bills over the barrel before Cam’s last-minute fumble, but in the past he never would have had to make a comeback, he would have blown them out. He’s now on his first 4-game skid since Tom’s rookie year. Tom looked off for much of the night against the shitty Giants, but he pulled it together and managed to still win. Half a point to Tom. (Bill: 2.5 Tom: 5.5)
Title Belt: TB defended from NYG (2 week reign)
Needles: 1-1-1 (7-8-9) [Threaded-fave covered-dog won]
Don Shula Award Finalist: PIT (7-0)
Matt Millen/Sashi Brown Award Finalist: NYJ (0-8)
- Falcons over Panthers
I can’t believe they put this game in prime time the week before the election and we all still watched it as if we don’t have bigger fish to fry. - Dolphins over Rams
Tua Time I guess consists of Tua sitting back and letting the defense and special teams absolutely demolish LA. - Steelers over Ravens
Ugh. I hope Ben shatters his pelvis. Vote Biden just so Ben will be sad. - Chiefs over A Team I Suppose
*Nods slowly* - Vikings over Packers
Dalvin Cook couldn’t cover Adams but he could see Adams’ 3 TDs and raise him 4. - Colts over Lions
It must just suck to be a Lions fan. - Raiders over Browns
The wind was so bad it grabbed a kicked ball out of the air and just YANKED it into the upright, it was hilarious. - Bengals over Titans
Good for Her! - Bills over Patriots!
They did it!*
*”It” = implode slightly less than the Pats. - Seahawks over 49ers
The Seahawks managed to play a game that didn’t try to send me to an early grave! The Niners are making a push for the title of most-snakebite team, now that some of the Broncos are trickling back in and the NFC East has been disqualified for doping. - BRONCOS!!!! The power of the Scarf!!!
I’m still processing this one honestly. Jesus Christ. a 21-point comeback including a last-second game-winning TD inbounds by a butt cheek. - Saints over Bears but it was ALMOST a tie!
Don’t punch people in helmets, and don’t rip out people’s mouthguards, kids. - Eagles over Cowboys
Incredible how the Eagles tried so hard to not win this game. The Cowboys are unbelievably skilled at not winning. - Buccaneers juuuuuuust barely over the Giants 😦
It WAS pass interference, goddamnit!
Dangersquirrel vs the NFL 