Underdogs: 2-1 (10-11)
Locks: 4-1 (21-4)
Survivor: 5-0 LVR, TB, IND, DEN, DAL
Brady/Bellichick Breakup Scorekeeper: Tom lost once again to Nick Foles and seemed to have a Senior Moment where he forgot what down it was. Bill got his game against the Broncos postponed long enough to get Cam back. Everything still comes up Bill behind the scenes, even when his team catches a deadly disease. Point Belichick. (Bill: 2.5 Tom: 2.5)
Title Belt: OAK won from KC (1 week reign)
Needles: 2-1-1 (5-4-7) [Favourite won, dog covered/favourite covered/dog won]
Don Shula Award Eligible teams: SEA (5-0)/PIT, TEN, GB (4-0)
Matt Millen/Sashi Brown Award Eligible teams: ATL, NYG, NYJ (0-5)
- Bears over Buccaneers unless it’s still 3rd down does anyone know what down it is?
Seems likely that the Bears are a little better and the Bucs a little worse than I’ve been giving them credit for. Brady and Foles were both a mess, it was pretty much the opposite of Super Bowl Whichever One The Eagles Won. - Ravens over Bengals
Poor Joe Burrow is gonna be playing this game twice a year for the next decade, isn’t he? - Cardinals over Jets
That sure happened. - Steelers over Eagles
I almost put Chase Claypool on my bench but at the last minute I put him in the flex. Won by 4 points. Thanks, Pennsylvania. The Steelers somehow are 4-0 for the first time sine the 70s??? I feel like they’re 4-0 every year! - Texans over Jaguars
Why the fuck did I pick the Jags?? Romeo Crennell has a Belichickian win percentage as an interim coach. - Panthers over Falcons
Dan Quinn is gone and Adam Gase is still here. What a world. The Falcons defense is just… So bad. - Raiders over Chiefs!
Very mixed feelings about this. On the one hand it’s fun for the Chiefs to lose, on the other hand the Raiders are not allowed to be good! Not allowed! - Rams over Teams
Alex Smith came back and immediately got kneecapped by Aaron Donald with the Comeback Player of the Year trophy. - Dolphins over 49ers
Garoppolo was not ready to come back and thus got stomped by the Fins and Fitzmagic. Hopefully he and his beard will turn back into a pumpkin before the Broncos play him. - Browns over Colts
Feel very vindicated about Philip Rivers. - Cowboys over Giants but it feels more like a loss for Dallas
Dak’s leg got rolled up in one of those I Think I’m Gonna Be Sick injuries. The dude made me like him while playing for the Cowboys so you know he must be a good person. Andy Dalton now has a very good chance of making another first round playoff exit. - Seahawks over Vikings
The Seahawks will be the death of me. Winning by one point on a 4th and goal TD in the last 20 seconds? Classic shit. - Saints over Chargers
The Chargers could lose to anyone but it’s impossible to beat them by more than 8 points. - Titans over Bills
Can now confirm, god did not intend football to be played on Tuesday afternoons.
Dangersquirrel vs the NFL 