Underdogs: 3-2 (3-2) [LAR pending]
Locks: 5-1 (5-1) [PIT pending]
Survivor: 1-0 LVR
Brady/Bellichick Breakup Scorekeeper: Point Bill (Bill: 1 Tom: 0)
Title Belt: KC defended from HOU (3 week reign)
Needles: 0-0-2
- KC over HOU
Feeling froggy about drafting Clyde Edwards-Helaire in fantasy, as Connor Orr would say. If the Chiefs are gonna be worldbeaters I demand to benefit at least a little. - SEA over ATL
Stock up on the Jamaal Adams trade and my Russell Wilson MVP pick - GB over MIN
Apparently I am older than every single corner on the Vikings roster, so now I’m mad about that. Don’t look now but Aaron Rodgers looked more like himself than he has in awhile. - CHI over DET
I should have switched my pick when Golladay went down. Is there a better representation of Matt Stafford’s time with the Lions than him hitting a receiver squarely in the hands in the end zone down 4 with less than 10 seconds left and that receiver dropping the ball? - WSH over PHI
I guess I’m not a total idiot. - BUF over NYJ
The Pats are winning the division again, aren’t they? - BAL over CLE
Nothing will ever go right for the Browns. Ever. - LVR over CAR
Looked for a moment like the Raiders would blow this one. What could have been… - JAX over IND
Both Philip Rivers and Gardner Minshew seem to still be exactly who they were last year. - NE over MIA
Cam rushed for 2 TDs and broke the Patriots’ single-game QB rushing record, and the Pats cruised despite having a fumble-touchback that the Dolphins turned into 8 points, so yeah, this will be fun. - LAC over CIN
“‘I just came out to tell everyone this year isn’t gonna be that different. With the notable exception we really won’t have any money. Have a nice night.’
– Dean Craig Pelton, Greendale Community College”
– QB Joe Burrow, Cincinnati Bungles - ARI over SF
After flirting with upsetting the Niners twice last season, the Cardinals finally did it, because stealing Deandre Hopkins was a great move and because Jimmy Garoppolo is still the only QB in the league that makes Vance Joseph’s defense look legit. - NO over TB
Fuck that was so satisfying. - LAR over DAL
The Rams’ new branding looks as shitty in action as it did when they unveiled it. - PIT over NYG
Pittsburgh came out rusty but knocked it off by the second half. Unfortunately. - TEN over DEN
That game felt right out of 2019. I guess we’re still repaying the karma that we withdrew in 2015. The Broncos are alone at the bottom of the AFC West because we cannot play football like a normal team.
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