This week I am proud of OBJ and Luke Kuechley.
OBJ is in trouble for two things: redistributing wealth to the NCAA’s exploited players, and slapping a cop’s ass in the LSU locker room. What a fucking Icon! You’re doing great, Odell.
Kuechley is retiring about a decade before he would otherwise be expected to thanks to chronic concussions. You gotta protect yourself! When your body is done, it’s done, and the NFL isn’t worth ruining the entire rest of your life for. Good for her.
Anyway, since there are only two games this week I’m writing full score predictions here instead of on twitter. Here goes:
TEN 23 – 35 KC
Picking against the Titans has been good for them so far. So between that and a disbelief that the Titans can have the same luck that they leveraged into a win last week and last time they played KC, I certainly can’t pick Tennessee.
GB 23 – 31 SF
I would love to see some Aaron Rodgers shit go down and the Packers make it to the Super Bowl, but I’m not naive enough to believe that will happen. The 49ers are perfectly built to jump out to a lead and then limit Rodgers’ possessions too much for him to make an actual game of it. Maybe not the shellacking that SF gave the Pack last time they visited Santa Clara, but it’s a stretch to think Green Bay can cover the 7 points, much less win the game.
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!
Dangersquirrel vs the NFL 