Full schedule breakdown here
New England Patriots
Preseason prediction: 12-4 #1
Q1 Prediction: 14-2 #1
Q2 Prediction: 14-2 #1
Q3 Prediction: 12-4 #3
Record: 12-4 #3
Grade: B-
Iconic moment: Getting fitzmagic’d into the Wild Card round for the first time since the Hayes administration
Playoff role: The inevitable – unless it’s not
Buffalo Bills
Preseason prediction: 7-9
Q1 Prediction: 10-6 #5
Q2 Prediction: 11-5 #5
Q3 Prediction: 11-5 #5
Record: 10-6 #5
Grade: B+
Iconic moment: Clowning the Cowboys on Thanksgiving
Playoff role: The lovable goofball underdogs
New York Jets
Preseason prediction: 9-7
Q1 Prediction: 6-10
Q2 Prediction: 5-11
Q3 Prediction: 7-9
Record: 7-9
Grade: C
Iconic moment: Sam Darnold: Mono
Cause of death: Brutal early schedule that killed their chances before they could get going
Miami Dolphins
Preseason prediction: 3-13
Q1 Prediction: 0-16
Q2 Prediction: 1-15
Q3 Prediction: 2-14
Record: 5-11
Grade: D
Iconic moment: Fitz. Fucking. Patrick.
Cause of death: Deciding not to try to live
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