Survivor: 2-0 (WSH, TB)
Locks: 3-0 (6-1)
Underdogs: 3-3 (6-5)
Title Belt: DET lost to SEA (1 week reign)
Scorigami: None
Needles: 0-1-1 (0-2-2) [Thread-cover-upset]
WEEK 2 RESULTS 2023
Author: Benjamin Netzorg
Benji Netzorg, AKA Dangersquirrel.
Writer, leftist, and general pain the ass, making content about movies and anarchism and whatnot in the Pacific Northwest.
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WEEK 2 PREDICTIONS 2023
Survivor: WSH, TB
Locks: PHI, BUF, SF
Underdogs: BAL, HOU, NYJ, WSH, CAR, PIT
Needles: BUF/LVR, LAC/TEN
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!
WEEK 2 RANKINGS 2023
WEEK 1 RESULTS 2023
Survivor: 1-0 (WSH)
Locks: 3-1 (3-1)
Underdogs: 3-2 (3-2)
Title Belt: KC lost to DET (1 week reign)
Scorigami: HOU 9 – 25 BAL
Needles: 0-1-1 (0-1-1) [Thread-cover-dog win]
Week 1 Predictions 2023
Survivor: WSH
Locks: JAX, WSH, BAL, SEA
Underdogs: TEN, GB, LVR, MIA, NYG
Needles: MIN/TB, PHI/NE
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!
2023 season predictions
MVP: Jalen Hurts
COTY: Mike McDaniel
OPOY: Joe Burrow
DPOY: Sauce Gardener
OROY: Anthony Richardson
DROY: Jalen Carter
CPOY: Damar Hamlin
Pass TD leader: Joe Burrow
Pass yards leader: Tua Tagavailoa
Receiving yards leader: Justin Jefferson
Receiving TDs leader: Jamaar Chase
Rush yards leader: Aaron Jones
Rush TDs leader: Kenneth Walker Jr
Sack leader: TJ Watt
INT leader: Patrick Surtain III
2023 rankings week 1
2023 bias rankings
2022-23 Wrap-Up Power Rankings
2022-23 Wrap-up
Locks: 0-0 (71-19)
Underdogs: 0-0 (30-45-1)
Title Belt: KC defended from PHI (2 week reign)
Needles: 0-0-0 (21-18-10) [Thread-cover-dog win]
Stairway to Heaven: KC
Highway to Hell: HOU, CHI, DEN, ARI, LAR, IND, ATL, CLE, LVR, CAR, NO, NYJ, WSH, TEN, PIT, NE, DET, GB, SEA, LAC, MIA, BAL, MIN, TB, JAX, NYG, BUF, DAL, SF, CIN, PHI
A shitty season on pretty much all fronts. Feels fitting that it ended so shittily (bogus penalty locks it up for the Chiefs), and that picking the Super Bowl wrong broke my .500 record against the spread. Horrible. Here’s to Sean Payton and 2023-24.
Dangersquirrel vs the NFL 