NFL writing and predictions for people who hate the NFL
MVP: Jalen Hurts
COTY: Mike McDaniel
OPOY: AJ Brown
DPOY: Myles Garrett
OROY: CJ Stroud
DROY: Devon Witherspoon
CPOY: Damar Hamlin
Pass TD leader: Tua Tagavailoa
Pass yards leader: Tua Tagavailoa
Receiving yards leader: Tyreek Hill
Receiving TDs leader: AJ Brown
Rush yards leader: D’Andre Swift
Rush TDs leader: Raheem Mostert
Sack leader: TJ Watt
INT leader: Geno Stone
Survivor: 7-1 (WSH, TB, MIA, LAC, DET, KC, BUF, MIN)
Locks: 5-0 (31-10)
Underdogs: 3-1 (18-16)
Title Belt: CIN defended from SF (3 week reign)
Scorigami: LAR 20 – 43 DAL
Needles: 1-4-0 (3-12-5) [Thread-cover-upset]
Millen Award 2023: CAR (1-6, no jackpot)
Survivor: WSH, TB, MIA, LAC, DET, KC, BUF, MIN
Locks: BUF, MIN, PHI, BAL, DET
Underdogs: MIN, PIT, DEN, CIN
Needles: BUF/TB, DAL/LAR, MIA/NE, SEA/CLE, LAC/CHI
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!
Survivor: 6-1 (WSH, TB, MIA, LAC, DET, KC, BUF)
Locks: 1-3 (26-10)
Underdogs: 4-1 (15-15)
Title Belt: CIN on BYE (2 week reign)
Scorigami: None
Needles: 0-2-0 (2-8-5) [Thread-cover-upset]
Millen Award Finalist: CAR (0-6)
Survivor: WSH, TB, MIA, LAC, DET, KC, BUF
Locks: JAX, BUF, TB, SF
Underdogs: JAX, NYG, DET, PIT, DEN
Needles: SEA/ARI, KC/LAC
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!
Survivor: 6-0 (WSH, TB, MIA, LAC, DET, KC)
Locks: 4-2 (25-7)
Underdogs: 0-3 (11-14)
Title Belt: CIN won from SEA (1 week reign)
Scorigami: None
Needles: 1-0-0 (2-6-5) [Thread-cover-upset]
Shula Award 2023: PHI/SF (5-1, no jackpot)
Millen Award Finalist: CAR (0-6)
Survivor: WSH, TB, MIA, LAC, DET, KC
Locks: KC, SF, MIA, LAR, PHI, BUF
Underdogs: CHI, SEA, LAC
Needles: BUF/NYG
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!
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