
Survivor: CIN
Locks: CLE, LAR, CIN, DEN
Underdogs: WSH, CAR, JAX
Needles: DEN/HOU, BUF/TEN
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!
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Survivor: CIN
Locks: CLE, LAR, CIN, DEN
Underdogs: WSH, CAR, JAX
Needles: DEN/HOU, BUF/TEN
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!


Locks: 3-1 (3-1)
Survivor: 1-0 (KC)
Underdogs: 2-3-1 (2-3-1)
Title Belt: CLE defended from CAR (2 week reign)
Needles: 1-0-1 (1-0-0) [Thread-cover-dog win]
Bet on MNF changed from early prediction.

Survivor: KC
Locks: BAL, TEN, KC, TB
Underdogs: LAR, CHI, JAX, CAR, HOU, MIN
Needles: PHI/DET
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!

Nothing like a major shakeup in league dynamics to make me realize that I never posted my end of season rankings.


Bless the Bengals. Lots of coach and QB movement.

I can’t believe the Bengals are in the goddamn Super Bowl, and that for the first time since 2013 I’m fine with whoever wins the Super Bowl.
Locks: 0-1 (77-15)
Underdogs: 0-1 (35-40)
Needles: 0-0-1 (16-28-17) [Thread-cover-dog win]
Fallen Tributes: HOU, JAX, NYJ, DET, CHI, NYG, SEA, CAR, WSH, DEN, ATL, MIN, CLE, MIA, IND, BAL, LAC, NO, LVR, NE, PHI, DAL, PIT, ARI, TEN, GB, TB, BUF, KC, SF

Locks: KC
Underdogs: SF
Needles: KC/CIN
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!