Wild Card Results 2021

Locks: 2-0 (77-13)
Underdogs: 1-1 (34-38)
Title Belt: CLE retires to offseason (1 week reign)
Needles: 0-1-0 (16-28-15) [Thread-cover-dog win]
Fallen Tributes: HOU, JAX, NYJ, DET, CHI, NYG, SEA, CAR, WSH, DEN, ATL, MIN, CLE, MIA, IND, BAL, LAC, NO, LVR, NE, PHI, DAL, PIT, ARI
Coach Graveyard: Jon Gruden, Urban Meyer, Vic Fangio, Matt Nagy, Mike Zimmer, Brian Flores, Joe Judge, David Culley

Hot take: I think the function of the 7 seed is less about having compelling 7/2 matchups and more about having better 6/3 and 5/4 matchups. Still not working though.

  • Bengals over Raiders
    For all that they’ve been through this season, the Raiders still gave us an entertaining playoff game, and bless them for that. The Bengals win their first playoff game of my lifetime, and it feels like some cruel joke that Chris Weaseling isn’t here to see it.
  • Bills over Patriots
    7 drives, 7 TDs, unprecedented shit from the Bills. And the schadenfreude is delicious.
  • Buccaneers over Eagles
    As depressing as expected.
  • Niners over Cowboys lol
    I was picking up wings during the last 2 minutes of this game and the 49ers fan party in the back room sounded like they were happy to catch COVID for this event.
  • It’s Finally Over
    Ben is finally gone
  • Rams over Cardinals
    The definition of going down in flames. If the Rams don’t get after Brady like this next week…

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