Locks: 1-3 (35-8)
Survivor: 8-2 (SF, DEN, CAR, TB, DAL, IND, NE, CIN, BAL, LAR)
Underdogs: 0-3 (17-22)
Title Belt: KC defended from LVR (2 week reign)
Needles: 1-2-0 (9-14-8) [Threaded-fave covered-dog won]
Millen-Sashi Award finalists: Detroit Lions (0-8-1)
Coach Graveyard: Jon Gruden
Chaos reigns. A terrible week for predicting games, even worse week for fake bets — like, apocalyptically bad. Losses for the Broncos, Seahawks, Saints, and my poor Portland Thorns, while the Patriots and Chiefs both won. Sure, the Packers won, but they are on Rooting Probation for the Rodgers bullshit. But of course there’s also the fun kind of chaos: a tie!!! Which leaves me with the hilarious question: are the Lions still in the running for the Millen-Sashi award? If they went 0-16-1 would they win the jackpot? Is it an award for losing of for failing to win? I don’t know!!!! I think they’re off the hook but also it would be even funnier if they went the whole season with only half a win.
- Dolphins over Ravens
what - Titans over Saints
I did anticipate the Titans winning, but it kinda stings to lose by 2 in a game where you missed 2 extra point kicks, muffed the second half kickoff, and were victimized by a bullshit roughing call and a bullshit PI call on the same goal-to-go situation that negate an interception and a 3rd down stop. - Bills over Jets
RIP to the dream of Mike White. It was fun while it lasted I guess. - Patriots over Browns
Oooooooofff. - Team over Bucs
WHAT - Cowboys over Falcons
It’s just still so damn weird that in this league the Broncos and Cowboys can have last week’s results followed up by their respective results this week. Makes no sense. - Colts over Jaguars
The Colts didn’t look great for a lot of the game, but a win is a win. - LIONS AND STEELERS TIE!!
WHAT?
Y’all, I love me a good tie, and this one was gorgeous. The missed kicks, the fumbles, the rain-induced ridiculousness. - Panthers over Cardinals
WHAT!?!?
Cam is back, I guess? And Colt McCoy is somehow not actually a long-term solution, who could have seen that coming? - Vikings over Chargers
WHAAAAAATTT!?!?
These two teams are cousins in that they are frequently good but eternally cursed. So of course when they meet, the one that looked like they were finally overcoming that history is the one that lays an egg. - Eagles over Broncos
We suck and it sucks. - Packers shut out Seahawks
😦 - Chiefs over Raiders
I thought we would get one last game of overachieving Raiders and underachieving Chiefs before the mean regressed its ugly head, but I guess not. - 49ers over Rams
W H A A A A A A A T T T T !!!!!!! ??????? !!!!!
Dangersquirrel vs the NFL 