Week 7 Predictions 2021

It is Halloween season. Halloween season lasts from the first consecutive overcast/rainy/chilly days in September until the Saturday before Thanksgiving. You can talk about/plan for Thanksgiving as early as the second week of October, but Thanksgiving season runs from the Sunday before Thanksgiving until December 1st. December 1st starts Birthday time, which lasts until December 12, at which point you may begin Christmas season, which lasts until January 2. The most key part of this schedule is that if you run a Christmas advert or play a Christmas song before Thanksgiving Day, I want to chop your head off and you deserve to be jailed for life. Fuck off with that shit. Years of Christmas encroaching on Thanksgiving Season have broken down the barrier between the two holidays, and now it’s starting to blend into the holiest of seasons, Halloween. We must fight back, comrades. If you see December holiday stuff before the second half of November, do the right thing and go on a murderous rampage to punish society for what it’s done. Thank you.

Survivor: SF, DEN, CAR, TB, DAL, IND, NE
Locks: GB, LAR, TB, ARI
Underdogs: NYG, PHI, IND
Needles: BAL/CIN, KC/TEN, TB/CHI

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!

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