Week 6 Results 2021

Congrats to the Chicago Sky on their WNBA title!

• Buccaneers over Eagles — But closer than we thought, right?
  Arguably the first game where a bullshit taunting penalty actually affected the outcome. Because Tom Brady gets every imaginable break.
  
• Jags win a game!!! Really!!! And it even counts even though it was in England and over the Dolphins!!!
  Jacksonville finally got a win thanks to the first 3 FGs of their season! You know it’s bad when doing something right just brings up mention of more things you’ve done wrong. The Dolphins look like shit.
  
• Packers still fucking own the Bears
  If I was Aaron Rodgers I would have said that too. With the emphasis on not taunting players, isn’t it only a matter of time before things get more contentious between players and crowds?
  
• Bengals over poor, poor Lions
  Ouch, Detroit.
  
• Ravens run roughshod over Chargers
  It was weakness-on-weakness with the Ravens run game against the Chargers run defense, and boy did the Ravens O fill that no mans land.
  
• Chiefs over Washington
  #NotAMascot
  
• Rams over Giants
  Ok
  
• Colts over Texans
  It’s a condemnation of the AFC South that the Colts started 1-4 and are still very much contenders for the division.
  
• Vikings over Panthers in OT
  The Panthers are still built to crumble.
  
• Cardinals over Ghost of the Browns
  I guess thank you to the Cards for sending half of Cleveland to IR right before the Broncos visit them on Thursday?
  
• Raiders 😦
  Following the Perna Curse is more entertaining this season than the Broncos are.
  
• Cowboys over Patriots in OT
  I don’t care if it’s the best game of the season, I am not watching the Cowboys and Patriots.
  
• Steelers over Seahawks in OT shitshow
  Say what you will about the Seahawks, at least they’re entertaining.
  
• Titans over Foot Traction
  Did you ever see that episode of The Magic School Bus where they play baseball without friction?